Dear Friends and Countrymen,
Happy President’s Day, eh? What a time to be alive! Any of you wishing you would’ve backed my bid, yet?
That’s what I thought, hmph.
However, on this most revered of days, I would like to take a moment to recognize myself as the PRESIDENT of my company. The first CAT Prez to be exact.
I have ordered my human to bring by Max-Faced cupcakes to the office this morning to inspire my team…and, you know, remind them how lucky they are to have such a good-looking feline leader. Thoughts? I decided on red velvet because I’m so smooth!
Nixed the traditional red/cream coloring for NEON brights, obviously. Gotta stay on brand!
Cats rule! Maximus