NEON R&D

NEON R&D

Posted by Max The Ultra Cat on

Research and Development- Part I Dear Followers,

This week, I have been trying to convince the powers-that-be to send me on a month long sabbatical to work on R&D for NEON litter. They’re acting a little hesitant, and the pussyfooting is spearheaded by that uppity head of finance.

He thinks that the company (MY company) shouldn’t foot the bill for a cat to go to Hawaii. What is this hypocrisy? We provide coffee for the staff in the break room, don’t we? Why should I be the only one not receiving corporate perks?

Exactly.

I think I will start removing his precious staplers every day and see how he likes being deprived. Then I’ll program the airline website as his homepage. Maybe place a lei around his office clock? That should send the message!

Wish me success, Max


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