Okay, folks. Enough is enough. Time to get this cute fluffy behind into gear!! WHO'S WITH ME?!?Let's unfatten our feasts! Detox our diets! Lighten our loads!!Now...I don't want to lose you here...but this means you're going to have to cut out some naps. No skinny kitty sleeps for 14 hours a...
Hello snowflakes!!Max here...hoping you all had a wonderful holiday season!! Be honest: on a scale of 1-me, how much trouble are you having fitting into your cat pants?!?!Talk about terrible timing for a New Year's Eve party!! My sequin jumpsuit might start putting those #NEON ravers eyes out...consider yourself warned!! What...
Dear friends, followers, and fans,Merry Christmas to you and yours!! I hope this year is one for the books...and that any *too small* hearts have grown three sizes already! Word to the wise: control yourself around the wrapping paper. Don't snag any cashmere. Wait until tomorrow to knock over the tree....
Well a holly jolly time to you, old friends!!Turkey Day is behind us, and thus, it is officially acceptable to put out your yuletide decor. Consider it #MAXAPPROVED! Now...this may seem nontraditional...but I genuinely hope some of you are planning to decorate in NEON this year!! C'mon, #Ravecats...live a little! Throw...
Hello Thrifty Kitties! Christmas is coming. We must prepare! Black Friday is for suckers, the first wave of soldiers, a time to send the human newbs out into the world! Cyber Monday is for us. The wise mid-lifers. The feline-brained. The shrewd shoppers. The ferocious gift-givers!! Don't call me selfish, though!! I...