Today is my human’s birthday and I really want to make it special for him. I overheard a conversation with his best friend the other day and he said he wanted to come home to a sassy cat in high heels with a refreshment in hand.
I’ve been practicing…what do you think of the photo above? I think I got it about right!
To think…he feels sad about being single sometimes! Not today, says this #RAVECAT!
I think I will also prepare several cans of tuna, with a dipping station of mustard, mayo, and hot sauce. Followed by a dessert of catnip brownies.
You only turn middle-aged once!
Any other tips for celebrating a human’s birthday? I heard they like songs too…but that one I just can’t promise. The last time the neighbor’s called the cops and thought someone was getting strangled.
Not the bright lights we want to see tonight!
Happy Birthday, Human!!!